The cemetery is nice. It is also very, very green.
Have I mentioned that I am allergic to grass?
It's not that I didn't expect to go through a whole bunch of tissues. After the funeral, I iced the sinuses, switched from my usual allergy meds to something a little more powerful, agreed to use the humidifier, and took mneme's home remedy: a bowl full of sorbet with a teaspoon of his Hot Luck Party winning highly laced with capsican amaretto. It tasted good, at least during the times that the burning subsided.